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Plato2
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 Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 8:05 pm Post subject: The Most Disgusting Joke in the World |
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Get ready, cause here it comes. Hope you haven't eaten recently.
A man goes into a restaurant and sits down at a table. He asks the waitress for a bowl of chili. The waitress says,
"I'm sorry but that man over there got the last bowl of chili. I'm sorry."
The man looks over and sees this man with a full bowl of chili right in front of him. He leans over and says,
"Excuse me, but if you aren't going to eat that, can I have it?"
"Oh sure, help yourself."
The man is eating the chili and about halfway down his fork hits something. It's a dead mouse and the man vomits the chili back into the bowl. The man who he got the chili from says,
"Ya, thats about as far as I got too."
Don't say I didn't warn you.
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Kayko Sagouro
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| Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:21 pm Post subject: |
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xD! oh, that's just wrong!
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Sejimaru
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| Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:23 am Post subject: |
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O.O......Ew.....Ew......EW
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Kayko Sagouro
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| Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 8:44 pm Post subject: |
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my sentiments exactly...
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Sejimaru
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| Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:41 am Post subject: |
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wow i forgot about this joke.....ew
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