Sejimaru
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the parrotlol OK This joke might suck but i had to start this forum off wit somthin ya know?
There was the lady, she always wanted a parrot, she was always saying, "if i could just get a parrot, they are so cool, so colorful and pretty." Then one day her friend died and left her his parrot, she was so exited, when she finally got the parrot she grabbed the cover over the cage uncovering it, but the parrot was not what she expected, Squawk squawk all the time, the parrot flapped and made noise acting up all the time, this went on for several days. she finally got fed up, she walked to her parrot, grabbed it out of the cage, went to the kitchen, opened the freezer and threw him in the freezer, while she was walking away she could here him squawking and squawking until he just stopped, she listened closer and heard nothing, she then thought to herself, "Oh no, what have i done, I've killed it." she rushed to the kitchen opened the freezer and it hopped out on her arm and said, "Ma'am, i am deeply sorry for the way i have acted towards you, and if you would please give me one more chance, I will be the parrot you always wanted, is that OK?" she looked at it and said, "W-well y-yes of course!" the parrot then said, "can i ask you a question?"
"Yes sure!" she replied.
the parrot then asks. "What did the chicken do?"
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Plato2
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I've heard that one before, but it is a very good joke.
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