Get ready, cause here it comes. Hope you haven't eaten recently.
A man goes into a restaurant and sits down at a table. He asks the waitress for a bowl of chili. The waitress says,
"I'm sorry but that man over there got the last bowl of chili. I'm sorry."
The man looks over and sees this man with a full bowl of chili right in front of him. He leans over and says,
"Excuse me, but if you aren't going to eat that, can I have it?"
"Oh sure, help yourself."
The man is eating the chili and about halfway down his fork hits something. It's a dead mouse and the man vomits the chili back into the bowl. The man who he got the chili from says,
